8 things women suck at in bed plus one more
I read an excellent article on 8 things women suck at in bed. Everyone I've been with since the New Yorker has fallen into some of these traps, particularly annoying is the not moving one, and also the "Communicating pleasure" one. Not sure what I mean? Go read the article. I'll wait.
Lately, I've also been facing a 9th one that is driving me fucking crazy. As you know, I like things to be wild and crazy, like two crazed weasels trapped in a backpack, going at it. If we both end up with battle scars, well, that means it was a pretty good night.
Lately, I've been having the following conversation
Her: You can do whatever you want to me.
Me: Excellent. *procedes to indulge himself
Her: Ow! Stop! (You're pulling my hair/You're crushing me/You're in too deep)
So - the 9th one - if you don't want me to tear loose, don't suggest I tear loose.
Comments
Do you really run across that many woman like that?
Posted by: ndulj | August 2, 2007 12:27 PM
Sadly, since The New Yorker, yes, I have.
Posted by: Bad Man | August 2, 2007 12:33 PM